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    This product is meant for educational purposes only.  Any resemblance to
    real  persons,   living  or  dead is purely  coincidental.   Void  where
    prohibited.  Some assembly required.  List each check separately by bank
    number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use
    only  as directed.  No other warranty expressed or implied.  Do not  use
    while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid
    by  addressee.  Subject to CAB approval.  This is not an offer  to  sell
    securities.   Apply only to affected area.  May be too intense for  some
    viewers.   Do not stamp.  Use other side for additional  listings.   For
    recreational use only.  Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age.
    If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts
    inside.   Freshest  if eaten before date on carton.   Subject  to change
    without  notice.   Times  approximate.  Simulated picture.   No  postage
    necessary  if  mailed in the United States.  Breaking  seal  constitutes
    acceptance of agreement.  For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size
    fits all.  Many suitcases look alike.  Contains a substaintial amount of
    non-tobacco ingredients.  Colors may,  in time,  fade.  We have sent the
    forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet.  For office use
    only.  Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.  Drop in any mailbox.
    Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not
    deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to
    sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.  Not responsible
    for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from
    any defect,  error  or  failure  to perform.  At participating locations
    only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See  label for sequence.
    Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.  Do not write below this line.
    Falling rock.  Lost ticket pays maximum rate.  Your  cancelled  check is
    your receipt.  Add toner.  Place stamp  here.  Avoid contact with  skin.
    Sanitized for your protection.  Be sure  each item is properly endorsed.
    Sign  here  without  admitting  guilt.   Slightly  higher  west  of  the
    Mississippi.  Employees and their families are not eligible.   Beware of
    owl.  Contestants have been briefed  on  some questions before the show.
    Limited time offer,  call now  to  insure prompt  delivery.  You must be
    present  to win.  No passes accepted  for this engagement.  No  purchase
    necessary.   Processed  at location stamped in code at  top  of  carton.
    Shading  within a garment may occur.  Use only in  well-ventilated area.
    Keep  away  from fire or flame.  Replace  with same type.  Approved  for
    veterans. Booths for two or more.  Check here if tax  deductible.   Some
    equipment shown is optional.  Price does not include taxes.  No Canadian
    coins.  Not recommended  for  children. Prerecorded  for this time zone.
    Reproduction strictly prohibited.  No solicitors.  No alcohol, dogs,  or
    horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not
    for resale. List at least two alternate dates.  First pull up, then pull
    down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of
    the  trademarks mentioned in  this  product  appear  for  identification
    purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.

                      This supersedes all previous notices.